Private Resort is a rather woeful 1980s teenage sex comedy.
The main interest is that it features Johnny Depp, Andrew Dice Clay and Rob Morrow in early roles.
Depp and Morrow play two horny teenagers in a Miami resort hotel surrounded by hot women in bikinis and trying to get some action which results in misunderstandings especially as the bumbling hotel detective is on their trail.
A bewigged Hector Elizondo plays a jewel thief who is after a valuable diamond necklace and the fake hairdresser who ruined his hair. Leslie Easterbrook plays his MILF wife.
It is all rather crude, farcical and hapless. The film has a thin plot and is not really funny but contains enough T&A to keep horny teenagers of the time happy. It is nowhere near the level of the first Police Academy film.
The main interest is that it features Johnny Depp, Andrew Dice Clay and Rob Morrow in early roles.
Depp and Morrow play two horny teenagers in a Miami resort hotel surrounded by hot women in bikinis and trying to get some action which results in misunderstandings especially as the bumbling hotel detective is on their trail.
A bewigged Hector Elizondo plays a jewel thief who is after a valuable diamond necklace and the fake hairdresser who ruined his hair. Leslie Easterbrook plays his MILF wife.
It is all rather crude, farcical and hapless. The film has a thin plot and is not really funny but contains enough T&A to keep horny teenagers of the time happy. It is nowhere near the level of the first Police Academy film.