oscaralbert Review of The Ship That Died

The Ship That Died (1938)

This examination of a famous maritime mystery . . .

[7/10 · 29 November 2018]

. . . was released in 1938, well before Space Aliens were discovered in Roswell, NM. Any thinking person alive Today will be able to conclude that this so-called "puzzle" as to what happened to the handful of crew and passengers about the Marie Celeste in 1872 is a clear-cut case of Group Alien Abduction well before THE SHIP THAT DIED reenacts the three lame theories put forth by a contemporary "inquiry board." One of the main motivations to give modern cruise ships the capacity to carry about 10,000 passengers and crew combined is to make it impractical for the Little Green and Gray Men to ferry up every human soul from a vessel for their diabolical vivisection experiments in the Future. Just as modern airliners were made hijacker-proof in the wake of that Ground Zero Incident, 21st Century folks expect that the Cruise Industry will build in safeguards against the "Beam up everyone!" sort of shenanigan that doomed all aboard the Marie Celeste (aka, THE SHIP THAT DIED). Some nuts yearn for "the good old days" of tiny specks tackling the vast blue seas, such as the Marie Celeste or the Titanic. However, most of us will choose to go by the Big Rigs of the Oceans every time that we sail!