Curse of the Zodiac (2007 Video)
1/10
Curse This Horrid Abomination
10 January 2019
Anyone unfortunate enough to bare witness to this monstrosity, and endure its torment, deserves accreditation & accolades for doing so. (You're brave.) It's 2019 - the future - and this "movie" hasn't generated too many positive reviews. Someone gave this abortion 7/10 on IMDb. I'm guessing that person was involved with the production of this annihilation? I can't add too much that hasn't already been stated prior to this review but I watched this last Saturday and not only did I watch it but I watched it in fast forward. Besides - the disc was damaged and you had to keep pressing play for every new chapter. (As if this movie wasn't painful enough.) This movie is the equivalent of a P.O.W. being tortured with Chinese Water Torture or that other Thousand Paper Cuts method and then being dipped into salt & vinegar, or worse. In all seriousness it's times like this I wish the human brain had its own Royal Doulton flush system to erase bile from one's memory. (Remember those etch-a-sketch drawing pads you had as a kid where you just went across & back and it was all clear again?) I don't think lobotomies are preformed anymore this day & age but if you're subjected to garbage like this then it's mandatory that a brain cleanse is required like a body detox. (How - I don't know?) If you dare watch Curse of the Zodiac then be prepared to be scarred for life. It's not one of those "it's so bad it's good" movies like Troll 2 it's just plain bad in the worst way imaginable. (Who's laughing?) What a waste of electricity. What a waste of time. Believe what everyone else has said elsewhere. I've seen some diabolical movies in my time and my top 5 are as follows - Warlords; Things (1989,) Night of the Dribbler, Dumpster Baby & Redeemer: Son of Satan. Where does Curse of the Zodiac fit in? It's up there with Dark Harvest 2: The Maize The Movie; Skullduggery, The Demon Lover, Graveyard Disturbance and Santa Claus V.S. The Zombies. The director of this, Ulli Lommel, should be made to apologize. You've been warned.
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