In IMDB's infamous Bottom 100 list, there are many movies like "Vampire Suck". "Disaster Movie", "Epic Movie", "Date Movie", "Starving Games", Scary Movie 5" and "Fifty Shades of Black" are all essentially the same film. They all provide bad jokes in rapid-fire manner. So, when one unfunny joke falls flat, they then go on to the next unfunny joke...and along the way make LOTS of unwanted references to pop culture. I have no idea why they make them and I wonder who would pay to go see them....especially as they have a reputation of being terrible. Is "Vampires Suck" just as bad as the rest...most likely yes, as it's #44 on the list. I have made it a goal to see all the Bottom 100 and, fortunately, this is the last of these dreadful parody films I have to see. And, like the rest, I did not see them in a theater...I am not THAT desperate to see the Bottom 100!
This film primarily is focused on making fun of the "Twilight" movie franchise...which should be easy and fun. Unfortunately, it really isn't...and you can only assume that lemurs made this movie. It's unfunny from start to finish and occasionally is very distasteful...though less than most of these sorts of films.
So did I enjoy any of it? Not much...and that came as no surprise. Unlike older comedies like "Airplane" or "Hot Shots", which had rapdi-fire jokes that actually worked, this one is as artless and dull as the rest of the recent pile of crap that studios are making for particularly undemanding young adults. Anyone over about 20 would find the films dopey....and I felt myself getting stupider the more I watched. Sadly, the film DID make money...so I assume they'll keep making more like it.
This film primarily is focused on making fun of the "Twilight" movie franchise...which should be easy and fun. Unfortunately, it really isn't...and you can only assume that lemurs made this movie. It's unfunny from start to finish and occasionally is very distasteful...though less than most of these sorts of films.
So did I enjoy any of it? Not much...and that came as no surprise. Unlike older comedies like "Airplane" or "Hot Shots", which had rapdi-fire jokes that actually worked, this one is as artless and dull as the rest of the recent pile of crap that studios are making for particularly undemanding young adults. Anyone over about 20 would find the films dopey....and I felt myself getting stupider the more I watched. Sadly, the film DID make money...so I assume they'll keep making more like it.