oscaralbert Review of Nertsery Rhymes

Nertsery Rhymes (1933)

Some clubs have secret handshakes, but the . . .

[4/10 · 13 March 2019]

. . . Pachyderm Party bonds together over "The Three Stooges." NERTSERY RHYMES always has been a key test in separating normal people from those who have (or likely will) succumb to the wiles of the USA's Fat Cat One Per Center "Bread and Circuses" policy. ANYONE who would rate NERTSERY RHYMES "six" or above (on a ten-point scale) clearly is of the Elephantine Persuasion, and a top candidate for the "Soma" Aldous Huxley promised in BRAVE NEW WORLD. It's bad enough spending more than a few seconds viewing the saddest "comic" trio in World History. (Anyone who'd spend MINUTES watching these stooges "for fun" most likely is the sort of "Rubbernecker" who causes secondary highway crashes by ogling accident scenes involving decapitations.) NERTSERY RHYMES was spewed out by the House of the Groaning Fat Cat (aka, The Billionaire Boys' Club). These Monied Miscreants try to use this short as a "gateway drug," by diluting it with two endless segments of boring and insipid "girlie" archival footage. The insidious schemers behind NERTSERY RHYMES had a nefarious inkling that raunchy and sadistic film fare such as this could weaken America enough to hijack an election in favor of a self-confessed kitty-grabber Hell-bent upon permanently enslaving the USA's Working Class.