Review of Cave

Cave (2016)
1/10
Worst
24 March 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The relationships between the only three characters were beyond uncomfortably awkward to just plain weird from the very beginning; their dialog is incredibly stupid and made completely inane by the captions often showing something totally different from the audable words spoken. The long and boring development of these characters only adds disgusting inuendo and perverted behavior to this awful presentation of who knows what, until after more than an hour in to the film it is revealed that at least 2 of them are also murderers. The only one left makes it out to the road with blood on the right side of her head even though hair had been ripped from the left side. Finally a fourth shady character drives up with a body in the trunk, picks up the nasty tramp, offers her some of his chicken wings and they ominously drive off down the road as the screen fades to a text promo of part two which is the last of the cruel jokes perpetrated by this absolutely awful movie. In my own defense, it took me several viewings to get through this contemptible rubbish; now you may spare yourself - in this case a spoiler is more like a saver.
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