When I decided to watch Gangsta Granny, I don't know what I expected, but I certainly didn't expect an involuntary need to claw out my own eyes with rusty hooks.
How will I be able to look my children in the face, knowing I have seen Gangsta Granny? How will I go on?
I wouldn't wish Gangsta Granny on my worst enemies, and yes, that does now include David Walliams.
One star