Captain America (1979 TV Movie)
1/10
Why?!!!
4 August 2019
When watching this, I expected to laugh myself to death. But I was instead bored and terribly disappointed. The 1990 movie was bad, but it was so bad I could chuckle at it's stupidity. This movie doesn't have that.

It's not the worse Marvel movie ("Howard the Duck" takes the cake) it's still not even remotely good. First off, the movie is so boring. Nothing of substance happens, it has more driving scenes than "Manos: The Hands of Fate". And there are no action scenes in this action movie until the one-hour mark. And the character of Captain America is so dull. There's nothing of interest that you can take out of this film.

Also, why is Cap's shield red, blue and...clear? Yeah, those are the colors of the U.S flag. Right?

The movie also has cheap production design, and horrible acting, with noting of substance to back it up. It's so annoying, and dull...and it makes me want to do anything else.

What else can I say? This movie is just dull. I can't really say that much, because I don't have anything else to say. It's boring, and it sucks. Is it that surprising? I mean, the main is from "Space Mutiny" an MST3K classic. And while it's not as bad as that, it's still worse than the 1990 movie.
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