Rome: The Stolen Eagle (2005)
Season 1, Episode 1
1/10
A joke as puncuated with the 'breetish' accents plus perversion du jour
2 October 2019
The sets look cheap akin to a back lot with minimal use of 'location' but the worst thing is the porn. Give 'Caligula' a run based on the first 20 minutes I viewed before I shut it down. The Brits usually give a good performance but when they imitate Romans they're epecially driven to jump from som,e stage to their moment on screen. It doesn't work and that's why they shove in the porn. The guy who played Caesar was especially 'sour' and I wouldn't think he could ride a horse if his life depended on it - Caesar did it's how he took down Vercingetorix.

If you love depravity then watch it - if you want to be engaged watch the original 'Spartacus'...this is a waste.
4 out of 38 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed