Another joint from Asylum regular and now regular on this show, Mark Atkins. Dragon Quest is not as good as other dragon movie he did, Dragon Crusaders. Um, in fact, it's quite a lot of not as good as that surprisingly entertaining effort. Let's start with our Unlikable protagonist, who potatoes it up by looking gormlessly at the sky for most of the running time. Terrible cut aways. I mean, they are just terrible.
Titillation is here that I appreciated and probably i alone. However, I must admit, this kind of sexualisation is a bit late to the party. I mean, in 1989, this would have been the norm, but even by 2009, this would have felt forced and awkward.
There's not much else to say. Evil lord must die lol. And there's a craggy old mentor who teaches potato how to be a real boy and save the day. Dragon Quest is not particularly intriguing or unique or worth your time. It's quite bland. Next.
Titillation is here that I appreciated and probably i alone. However, I must admit, this kind of sexualisation is a bit late to the party. I mean, in 1989, this would have been the norm, but even by 2009, this would have felt forced and awkward.
There's not much else to say. Evil lord must die lol. And there's a craggy old mentor who teaches potato how to be a real boy and save the day. Dragon Quest is not particularly intriguing or unique or worth your time. It's quite bland. Next.