Review of The Reef

The Reef (2006)
10/10
Beautiful! Divine! Holy! A new part of the bible?!
16 June 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Oh! The masterpiece that this is! It's so beautiful, the character design of Pi, it's so well done, young Pi slightly looks like a crack baby, but otherwise he is absolutely DIVINE! 100% Husband Material, would smash adult Pi. Oh, and sexy fish girl? She's so beautiful! Oh my gosh, her pink scales grace across the screen, it's so lovely~😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

Oh, and the death of Pi's parents? It made me cry, sadder than Titantic and Endgame!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Honestly, turtle homie? He's like, really cool! When he's fighting the squids and goes "Ahn~ Tricker Treat!" I nearly passed out of love~ So hot xoxoxoxooxo. His devotion to his wife? Muah! Beautiful! I wish I was his wife~

Aunt Pearl? Man she is DUMMY THICK! Her lips? Ooh, almost as thick as Aunt Fanny from Robots! Her character growth is amazing~

Troy is a big meanie head. He's buff and sorta hot, but still. Smh.....................

I sorta wish that Pi went to visit his parents if you know what I mean.

Anyways, my favorite edition to this "New Bible". I'm really glad christians are opening their eyes up to the lord which is Shark Bait/The Reef.
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