1/10
Movie title says it all
1 July 2020
This Lucifer Valentine dude watched too many deep web videos man.

It's a unfocused, over shaky cam, boring, nonsensical movie. It's headache inducing with every shot with a different tone, some black and white, some with the exposure way up it burns your eyes, some so dark you can't see anything.

Sound is just a bunch of slow downs and like backwards music to make you feel uncomfortable but i've seen to much fake deep web videos for this to have any effect on me.

The gore was alright and even if it's cool the camera shakes so bad you can't see anything. Maybe to hide the low budget effects.

Lots and lots of acts of regurgitation (duh..) feels like a vomit adult movie more than a horror movie. If that stuff is your kink you'll love those scenes... but half the time it looks like they just drank a bunch of strawberry milk and throwing it up again. Like it's not nasty (Except the beer mug scene that made me gag a little) just...looks like a baby who had too much milk.

Too much nudity also after the 75th time you see this girl without clothes it's just become super boring (Bless her soul tho i heard what happened to her tho).

Yeah it's garbage, i love shock cinema and extreme movies but this is soo bad. It's an hour long deep web creepy pasta basically.
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