Ok, this is not a piece of life changing, metomophosing screen adaptaion of a literary great. It may not even be adequate screen writing. Come on, did you really think their words were their own? What it is, is deliciously cheesy escapism at it's best. Not for the faint hearted or those without to ability to roll their eyes and laugh at themselves for loving unabashed total trashy tv. I am guilty and proud of it. I may even have come to care for these poor, vacuous, lost souls. I'll never tell 🙄😉