I'm at a loss for words. I can't imagine how somebody could take such an interesting story and do this to it. I've seen better acting in 'adult' movies. Brutally bad dialogue, production value of a Rhonda Sheer Up-All-Night movie (for all you folks old enough to remember.)... I mean I..... I'm struggling to write this.
This is the best way I can put it: it's like Spike Lee gave his 17 year old son $10k and said 'go get em tiger, I'll be hanging out with Sam Jackson and Chucky B, just let me know when you're done'
Seriously this thing is bad. And I don't mean 'it's so bad it's funny' bad like a Steven Seagal or a JCVD. I mean 'reheated french fry' bad. Abandon all hope, ye who choose to wade this swamp...
This is the best way I can put it: it's like Spike Lee gave his 17 year old son $10k and said 'go get em tiger, I'll be hanging out with Sam Jackson and Chucky B, just let me know when you're done'
Seriously this thing is bad. And I don't mean 'it's so bad it's funny' bad like a Steven Seagal or a JCVD. I mean 'reheated french fry' bad. Abandon all hope, ye who choose to wade this swamp...