tadpole-596-918256 Review of Any Old Port!

Any Old Port! (1932)

This expose documents how the so-called "sport" of . . .

[7/10 · 18 December 2020]

. . . boxing always has been a disreputable dung dump populated by bruisers, losers and cheats. However, despite ANY OLD PORT! ringing the bell to count out pugilistic "prize fights" for the horrid hoaxes they always were up until filming, subsequent Real Life debacles have included phantom first-round knock-out tap "punches," rope-a-dopes and outright cannibalism--and that's all just in heavyweight title bouts! To add in salt to injury, Major League Boxing (M.L.B.) has just decided to include the past 165 years of school lunch room brawls in the official all-time Annals of Fisticuffs, which saddles me with an 0-1 lifetime mark.