Tiger House (2015)
1/10
No suspense, just laughably bad.
27 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
So many plot holes! Be careful or you'll fall in one. This is the first time i've ever seen a bedroom window being locked with a KEY! No one has key locks on their bedroom windows. But the key was needed as a plot device to keep the girl trapped in the bedroom or else the movie would've been over in the first 15 minutes. Then girl hides under bed for a while and manages to run out of the room right in full view of one of the home invaders laying on the bed, but conveniently he doesn't see her?! The director must think the viewer is really stupid. Then when girl gets out of the room she runs downstairs and on her way out the front door.....but stops when a neighbor knocks at it. WHY?! A normal person would open the door and say "Let's get out of here there's bad people in there!" But no...she HIDES and watches as the bad people kill the poor guy. Then she has an opportunity to leave the house again, but instead decides "Screw getting help, lemme untie my boyfriend and his Mom." Again....WHY?! Just get OUT of there and get help. He even HEARD them say they weren't going to kill them so why not use that time to get help?! PLOT HOLES galore! The most laughable part was when she traps one of them up in an attic and he's too stupid to just kick down the opening in the floor she blocked with a stick. All he had to do was kick it off with his feet and back down into the bedroom, but he curses and yells for hours like a moron. Then lead girl thinks she's been dropped into a Terminator movie and gets all Linda Hamilton on us. This was the biggest laugh of all. Oh and she conveniently saved the arrow that her boyfriend accidentally almost killed her with at the start of the film. If your IQ is more than 2, you too will say to yourself "Gee, I bet that arrow she's saving for good luck will be used to kill the attackers later on in the film". It's just SO bad on all levels and I can't believe I watched this garbage till the end. I love home invasion films, but they need to be grounded in some sort of reality to be entertaining....and this wasn't. Not by a long shot. But give it a whirl if you must. You've been warned.
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