Centigrade (2020)
15 days stuck in a car, the sequel of 1 month trapped in the bathroom.
9 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Basically two morons stuck inside a car for WEEKS because they decided to sleep in their car in a snowstorm. Why? because it's freezing outside. Yet they do not freeze to death after literally 15 days or so.... without any food...

At some point they spill their water bottle... the cretinous husband suddenly despairs... they lost their water.... buried in snow... which basically is water. But they don't seem to have any food or oxygen... this doesn't bother them too much.

They have 4 candles for heat... which burn very slowly during those weeks.

At some point a baby is born... because it had to happen... without too much problem, mess or complications... baby doesn't seem to need diapers, warmth or food either. The major problem with baby is that it makes noises...

Husband dies at some point, without any warning. Probably got bored. We don't really know why... I dare you to care about his death, I know I didn't.

So yeah... an incredibly stupid movie made by someone who never lived a day in even the warmest winter or never gave or witnessed birth... or never saw frozen water... someone with a very limited set of life experiences...

Oscar winner for stupid story taking itself very seriously.

Ah yeah, it made about 6500$ first weekend when it opened. That's still too much.

I can't stop writing. Hands down the stupidest movie of the last 2 years. I am completely mesmerized.

What else is left to say? Don't watch this I guess.
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