Centigrade (2020)
1/10
Two numbskulls try to figure their way out of two feet of snow
12 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This is literally one of the worst movies I've seen in years. I just have so many questions:

Why is it so hard just to dig your way out of two feet of snow? (sunlight was clearly visible through the snow the entire time).

Why would you travel internationally (including long road-trips in winter conditions) when you are practically in your 40th week of pregnancy?

Why would you spend 90% of the remaining battery charge on your phone sobbing into it nonsensically instead of providing the crucial information needed for your rescue? In addition: why on earth would you decide to phone your father on the other side of the planet instead of Norwegian emergency services??

Why was she surprised that, after hogging every last morsel of food for herself for days, her husband finally keeled over from starvation and exposure (because she had also impulsively smashed a window while he was sleeping). Did she expect him to subsist on the smell of her farts alone?

Why did the director think that the audience would enjoy listening to a newborn baby wailing at the top of its lungs for half an hour straight?

How on earth did these two brainlets make it so far into adulthood without drowning in a pool of their own excrement?

In conclusion, watch this movie if you're the kind of person who enjoys watching two idiots bickering and blaming each other over every petty little thing and behaving in the most illogical and idiotic way possible.
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