I got this at the dollar store, I was expecting it to be worse than Sharknado. However I do like certain B-movies a whole lot, so I was a bit hopeful. There were others to choose from but I went with this one because it said on the cover of the box: PANZER A Most Horrific Interactive Experience
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Then on the back of the box it says:
But what makes Panzer so unique is that the film is interactive. Using a sophisticated cellphone app, Panzer becomes much more than anything you've ever seen. Ok so notice that the title is Panzer but it's also Panzer Chocolate. It seems like they had problems deciding. But never mind that, they actually advertise this as the world's first interactive with your cellphone feature. I mean how fun is that! I saw the film, I haven't been able to experience it the way it's advertised, I have tried looking for the app and can't find it, not even sure if the app was ever actually made. But I give it an A+ for the effort, it's such a neat idea, like in the old days where they used gimmicks like 3D glasses! The movie itself was better than I expected but I have to admit that my expectations were low as hell. Unfortunately we don't get the cool guy on the cover, but the film does deliver. Can we say Nazi Meth chocolates!!! (believe it or not, suppose to be historically true, you can look that stuff up online)
There is a tiny bit of martial arts. Frankenstein's monster is thrown in! Yes it's crazy and awesome to just throw him in as a mindless brute of a soldier, he pretty much steals the show with his cool chain weapon! You also get a weird cult with the cult leader doing a great acting job (where in the world did they find this dude?), it's always neat to see an underground base, cute girl revealing her breasts. You can compare this to Frankenstein's Army, which is more intense and probably a better film, but this one is more enjoyable for me. Personally I wish they had made this super campy but I got to admit this was a fun ride, I admire what they were trying to do, multiple endings, and they even made a comic book for it. My dvd worked fine without the app and it just played like any other movie, but it would have been super cool if they put in all the extra stuff on the disc maybe for blu-ray so people can get the full experience without the app.
Review of Panzer Chocolate
