tadpole-596-918256 Review of Eskimo

Eskimo (1933)

Featuring the most dire dance across ice since UNCLE TOM'S CABIN . . .

[8/10 · 8 April 2021]

. . . ESKIMO blows the whistle against a nefarious region known as "Canada." Within this God-forsaken hell-hole, it's perfectly legal for fat cat resource plunderers to kidnap native women, get them drunk during depraved rapacious assaults and then shoot them dead like worn-out sled dogs, ESKIMO documents. If a newly-minted native widower dares to avenge his late wife's ravaging, he's hunted down by the "R. C. M. P." and hung like a smoked salmon. These are the same pernicious ilk who club baby seals to death for the sheer perverse "pleasure" of hearing their mothers' screeching. America needs to build a great northern wall twice as high as the one Down South in order to keep these perfidious Canadian terrorists from infiltrating into our American Homeland with their polluted obscene customs. Hyenas, jackals and skunks look like Solid Citizens of the Animal Kingdom when lined up among such typical Canadian beasts. Surely the only consideration keeping the USA from making a preemptive nuclear strike against them is the danger of shifting winds causing not-so-friendly fallout.