Underworld (2003)
9/10
a gun-happy, panther-paced, werewolf wrecking, vampire neckin', hyped-up horror hootenanny!
10 May 2021
The dazzling introduction to preternaturally perky, PVC-clad Death Dealing scream queen, Selene and her ceaseless battle against nocturnal, plague-spawned mythical beasts proved addictive! Villainously voluptuous Vamps and lurid Lycans throw down gruesomely in director, Les Wiseman's plasma pumped, super-slick S&M shoot 'em up! Tight buts, rifle butts and forbidden lusts abound decadently in this explosive, gloomily glamorous, darkly decorous 'Underworld', wherein grievously goring, sexily black-draped devilish divas and their hirsute, silver bullet-shredded nemeses vie bloodily for Alpha dominance!

The creepy clique of elite, drop-dead gorgeous ghouls nightly alight for a fang-tastic, full-throttled, fur-flinging fight to the death! Kinky Kool killer, Kate Beckinsale's sinfully sinuous, Selene continually preys for high stakes in this toothsome game of thrones! Accept no pale imitations, 'Underworld' is a gun-happy, panther-paced, werewolf wrecking, vampire neckin', hyped-up horror hootenanny! The sinister spoils of this nocturnal war eludes the vainglorious vampire, Viktor (Bill Nighy), and previously enslaved, lower caste Lycans plan to shatter the sinister shackles of their servitude, to once again dominate the moonlit night! The Lycans brutal ascension being gorily kept in check by the bravura ballistic death-dealing of deliciously deadly death dealer, Selene.
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