Chaos Walking (2021)
1/10
Ummmmmm....
11 May 2021
Warning: Spoilers
So, I don't know exactly how old Tom Holland's character is supposed to be--let's say 20-ish. (The actor himself is 24.) His mother and the rest of the settlement's women were killed off when he was a baby. So, maybe 18 years and all these men--and a couple of younger fellahs--are not having sex? Having sex with each other? Don't think about sex because the "Noise" is enough company?

Stupid, wretchedly plotted, annoying. I can't see how anybody thought the premise--perhaps it works in the books?--could ever be made into a film that didn't drive everyone insane. And is it supposed to elevate or demean women? Is it anti-female, anti-male or simply bereft of a script and director?

The one star is for Mr. Holland's shirtless scenes.
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