YETI: GIANT OF THE 20TH CENTURY is about the titular titan (Mimmo Crao), thawed out of his frozen state, then exploited by a greedy zillionaire. During all of this, the big-footed one falls in love with a tiny human named Jane (Phoenix Grant), goes on a rampage in downtown Toronto, and smooshes some bad guys.
QUESTIONS: #1- Does love truly conquer all? #2- Where did they find the humongous helicopter in which to carry the gargantuan yeti around? #3- What would Jane and Sasquatch's wedding cake toppers look like? #4- How much material would he need for his tuxedo?
Imagine the pitch to get this movie made: "Okay, we take King Kong, and replace the ape with a 30-foot sasquatch. Then...". Schlock like this is almost impossible to quantify. Calling it "absurd" is like calling the ocean "moist". Just go with it, but don't forget the intoxicants!...
QUESTIONS: #1- Does love truly conquer all? #2- Where did they find the humongous helicopter in which to carry the gargantuan yeti around? #3- What would Jane and Sasquatch's wedding cake toppers look like? #4- How much material would he need for his tuxedo?
Imagine the pitch to get this movie made: "Okay, we take King Kong, and replace the ape with a 30-foot sasquatch. Then...". Schlock like this is almost impossible to quantify. Calling it "absurd" is like calling the ocean "moist". Just go with it, but don't forget the intoxicants!...