2/10
Nintendo Score
19 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
The copy of this movie I have is called Last Stop on 13th St.

I believe I am in possession of a DVD-R copy? The quality is so dark you have to make heads or tales out of what's happening.

Some two-timer guy sleeps with his mistress then suddenly requires his wife so he wiretaps for a cab. He rides with a mute. (Cat got your tongue, guy?) There's a constant annoying saxophone score to accompany all these scenes so far - reminds me of the music that used to jingle while contestants shopped on Wheel of Fortune 1980's circa.

Because my copy is so cloak & dagger in quality I'm assuming that's Albert Einstein who's invited our lead actor into his mansion? Klaus Kinksy perhaps?

There's now what sounds like a Castlevania Nintendo score playing.

Michael Myers house appears in this subplot.

Wow, the quality of this DVD-R is worse than analogue, VHS and Betamax all put together.

Some lady resembling Rockys wife, Adrian, appears in the kitchen and in what could only be described as anything from a seventies TV sitcom setting next.

Great, a Psycho shower scene ripoff. (Does anyone where showercaps anymore this day and age?) Is that the clown mask from Rob Zombies Halloween? The trick or treaters have turned into little LSD monsters and eat showercap lady.

Cue the Nintendo score again.

This is one of those anthology three-in-one type movies. This detective one is a boring talkfest.

And this Dennis Weaver character, who's fallen down the lift shaft, now finds himself trapped in a Get Smart situation. Now a bed of nails from police Academy 4 has him trapped.

If you can survive the poor transfer quality then it becomes a test of mental strength to endure the storyline. Its just not captivating and falls flat and well short of the mark.

In short, there's no big payoff for the viewer at the ends climax. It's a fizzer.

I'm giving this 2 out of 10 for the Ted Bundy character who filmed women in his apartment.

He's a bit of a creepo but has personality and an 8mm camera.

This isn't a horror movie.
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