One star each for the glorious Brian Dennehy and Anne Bancroft just for being in this sleazy monstrosity.
Helen Mirren looks totally embarassed to be trapped in this parody of parodies doing a dutiful turn at faking an American accent. She should have known better.
As for Santoro and Martinez, ugh, just ugh! Two less charismatic presences have never ungraced the silver screen, or in this case Tubi's digital streaming.
Martinez can not only not act to save his pinky, his grotesque mangling of English is incomprehensible. There are continental accents and then there's this atrocious industrial smog coming out of his mouth.
Just what they were all thinking?
Helen Mirren looks totally embarassed to be trapped in this parody of parodies doing a dutiful turn at faking an American accent. She should have known better.
As for Santoro and Martinez, ugh, just ugh! Two less charismatic presences have never ungraced the silver screen, or in this case Tubi's digital streaming.
Martinez can not only not act to save his pinky, his grotesque mangling of English is incomprehensible. There are continental accents and then there's this atrocious industrial smog coming out of his mouth.
Just what they were all thinking?