. . . JOHANN MOUSE. I suppose one could quibble over whether "mouse" REALLY rhymes with "Strauss." But of more import, WHY does a "dancing" rodent merit equal billing with a self-taught feline concert pianist? I suppose that if all other forms of life on a planet were static rocks, a moving creature might seem to be a novelty. But that is not, and never has been in living memory, the case on Earth. Also, rocks have never played ANY keyboard instrument (unless you count landslides pounding down upon Swiss music school chalets).
Review of Johann Mouse
