Carelessly written and earnestly delivered dialogue with dreadful diction made my ears bleed!
Actors standing stiff on their heels on second-rate sets and an effects abomination made my eyes bleed!
An appearance from Jack Sparrow might have rescued this unremitting cluster-muddle!
Actors standing stiff on their heels on second-rate sets and an effects abomination made my eyes bleed!
An appearance from Jack Sparrow might have rescued this unremitting cluster-muddle!