A young couple move into a quaint old house that turns out to be haunted. Sound really good and compelling? Well, it sure aint! For starters, director Amir Valinia lets the meandering story unfold at a painfully plodding pace. Worse yet, Valinia crucially fails to generate any essential tension or creepy atmosphere. The blah script offers zero surprises, but does go way overboard with a mind-numbing surplus of tedious talk. The flat acting from a lame no-name cast adds further abject insult to already appalling injury. The makers of this clunker even resort to flubbed outtakes and a ridiculously slow credit crawl in order pad out the running time. Good for a few unintentional laughs due to its astonishing ineptitude, but overall a complete grueling chore to endure.
Review of Dream Home
