What it all boils down to in these environmental documentaries is that conscious life is a terrifying and extremely rare cosmic anomaly, one that drains all other life like a parasite while ironically suffering more than any other type of organism.
Wonderful images, but that narration! There used to be a time when nature documentaries weren't like political manifestos talking down to their viewers, brainwashing them with fact-manipulation and scare-tactics. Just listen to that patronizing narrator: his voice oozes Weltschmerz. He should get an Oscar for that melodramatic performance.
And yes, hinder gasses. They forgot to mention hinder gasses. They never mention these while righteously discussing air pollution. 7 billion people (and billions of livestock) means plenty more methane and CO2 going up in the air than ever before. (These two substances make up a whopping 16% of a regular hinder gas.) Who's to say that our gasses aren't melting the ice-caps? If indeed they are melting as fast as those panic-loving, unbiased journalists like to tell us. If indeed they are melting at all.
Think I'm joking? Google "f*rt tax". It's a thing.
Would Al Gore ever dare talk about these gasses in one of his $50,000 "lectures"? Of course not, because everyone would laugh at him (even more than usual) if he did. Manbearpig and those like him (I mean liberals, not bears and pigs) don't want to admit to this fartian menace because then they'd have nobody to blame except, well, except our hinders.
An anti-hinder campaign just wouldn't be quite as hip as an anti-capitalist campaign. Right, Al?
He's not talking to me. He doesn't like being called Al or especially Man-bear-pig. (Actually, shouldn't bears and pigs be upset about this instead of Al?)
So be a good Earthling and stick a cork into your bum every once in a while. For the sake of our ocean planet, the only planet in the history of this silly cosmos that managed to produce Trump and Obama.
And Justin Bieber.
We must preserve such a place.
Wonderful images, but that narration! There used to be a time when nature documentaries weren't like political manifestos talking down to their viewers, brainwashing them with fact-manipulation and scare-tactics. Just listen to that patronizing narrator: his voice oozes Weltschmerz. He should get an Oscar for that melodramatic performance.
And yes, hinder gasses. They forgot to mention hinder gasses. They never mention these while righteously discussing air pollution. 7 billion people (and billions of livestock) means plenty more methane and CO2 going up in the air than ever before. (These two substances make up a whopping 16% of a regular hinder gas.) Who's to say that our gasses aren't melting the ice-caps? If indeed they are melting as fast as those panic-loving, unbiased journalists like to tell us. If indeed they are melting at all.
Think I'm joking? Google "f*rt tax". It's a thing.
Would Al Gore ever dare talk about these gasses in one of his $50,000 "lectures"? Of course not, because everyone would laugh at him (even more than usual) if he did. Manbearpig and those like him (I mean liberals, not bears and pigs) don't want to admit to this fartian menace because then they'd have nobody to blame except, well, except our hinders.
An anti-hinder campaign just wouldn't be quite as hip as an anti-capitalist campaign. Right, Al?
He's not talking to me. He doesn't like being called Al or especially Man-bear-pig. (Actually, shouldn't bears and pigs be upset about this instead of Al?)
So be a good Earthling and stick a cork into your bum every once in a while. For the sake of our ocean planet, the only planet in the history of this silly cosmos that managed to produce Trump and Obama.
And Justin Bieber.
We must preserve such a place.