. . . though after the public wedding smooch, it leaves the rest of the naughty connubial shenanigans up to viewers' imaginations. Some of my in-laws tried to mount a do-it-yourself reception after their own wedding, but the absent-minded best man allowed five gallons of ice cream to melt in the bridal car trunk during the preliminary nuptial proceedings. Naturally, the final rolling wedding cake bit at the end of TANGLED EVER AFTER immediately flushed this family legend back to the forefront of my mind. There apparently is nothing worse than packing for Niagara Falls with five gallons of liquidated frozen dessert sloshing around in your boot, as they call it on the Canadian side of the Falls. That tourist trap--er, honeymoon haven--evokes the best line of TANGLED EVER AFTER, when the curio hawker belts out his sales pitch: "Frying pans--get your commemorative frying pans right here."
Review of Tangled Ever After
Tangled Ever After
(2012)
This film indicates that marriage is a knotty affair . . .
6 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers