Beast (I) (2022)
4/10
Brought a Knife to a Lion Fight!
19 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
1. Idris sees his friend get chummy, up close and personal with a pride of lions -> IMMEDIATELY LEAVE because you have daughters and you're not risking a catastrophe. MOVIE OVER.

2. Idris sees a whole village mauled to death -> IMMEDIATELY LEAVE because you have daughters and you're not risking a catastrophe. MOVIE OVER.

3. Idris sees a bloody survivor on the way out -> PUT GUY IN CAR & IMMEDIATELY LEAVE because you have daughters and you're not risking a catastrophe. MOVIE OVER.

4. Idris' friend has lion bite and is about pass out -> SAY A PRAYER & IMMEDIATELY LEAVE because you have daughters and you're not risking a catastrophe. MOVIE OVER.

5. Stopping to sew everyone up.

6. Attending to daughters wounds instead of driving away IMMEDIATELY.

7. Attending to daughters wounds instead of securing the poacher's building IMMEDIATELY.

8. Going to fight a lion with a knife.

9. Surviving a fight with a lion for more than 3 seconds.

10. Getting 2 stabs in on the lion with a knife.

11. Lion shakes off the car drop off a cliff.

12. Lion shakes off being lit on fire.

13. Lion shakes off group of poachers firing at him with semi-automatic and automatic rifles.

14. Lion finds them after they drive away in a vehicle for presumably miles.

15. Vehicle low on gas, so let's stop.

16. Girls do whatever they want. Defiant. Unbothered. But then scared at times.

17. Girl stabs the lion with a tranquilizer.

18. Kicking the lion in the face works repeatedly.

19. Lions baiting traps.

20. Lions avenging their pride.

21. Lions murdering people.

22. I could keep going, but why?
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