This spectacle has a runtime of 80 minutes, I couldn't stomach 40. I'm in genuine awe at the travesty that is Justice League of America 1997. I have often cited that the worst superhero film is Batman Forever, and I stand by that because this doesn't deserve to be called a film. This is a mockery of the hollywood industry. This is a mockery of DC comics. This is a mockery.
I never thought I'd live to see the day where I would actively turn off a piece of media regarding superheroes, but here we are.
Nothing here is of note. No praise is deserved.
The acting or lack thereof is either not present or too over the top.
I have seen Halloween costumes for 7 year olds that have better designs than any of the costumes combined.
Now we get to the plot. What a joke, someone in a mask makes tornadoes and it's up to the "justice league" to stop him. OOH!!! This is a mess. From the first minute it's clear who the villain is but it's played as a big reveal.
Also while I'm here, our heroes literally chloroform and kidnap an innocent member of the general public. Quite frankly, I feel I've just come out of a fever dream and I was constantly rooting for the antagonist.
I genuinely wonder whether the writers of this product were shocked when it didn't get picked up For a series.
If I never lay eyes on this again it will still be too soon.
0/10 but I'm obliged to put 1.
I never thought I'd live to see the day where I would actively turn off a piece of media regarding superheroes, but here we are.
Nothing here is of note. No praise is deserved.
The acting or lack thereof is either not present or too over the top.
I have seen Halloween costumes for 7 year olds that have better designs than any of the costumes combined.
Now we get to the plot. What a joke, someone in a mask makes tornadoes and it's up to the "justice league" to stop him. OOH!!! This is a mess. From the first minute it's clear who the villain is but it's played as a big reveal.
Also while I'm here, our heroes literally chloroform and kidnap an innocent member of the general public. Quite frankly, I feel I've just come out of a fever dream and I was constantly rooting for the antagonist.
I genuinely wonder whether the writers of this product were shocked when it didn't get picked up For a series.
If I never lay eyes on this again it will still be too soon.
0/10 but I'm obliged to put 1.