Banal, sad, boring are this features' best attributes. The acting: Atrocious. The screenplay: Sophomoric. The babes: Not that bad but with the acting so ludicrous it was difficult to admire any of the women since anyone casted in this bomb wasn't going to get any callbacks. Special effects: Silly but by far the best part of this complete and total non-horror waste of time. Oh...I do need to correct myself because this was a horror flick: It was a horrible flick beyond moronic. The Sand was in every respect worse than Zombeavers which should give you a clue about this lamentable turkey unredeemed by copious amounts of snogging and shagging (none worth watching).
