2/10
Where's the Shark?
30 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
What can I say about this film that's positive... Oh yes, I know, it is consistent. At being awful.

How on earth did this film get shown on the big screen? I get the feeling the Director had their tongue permanently stuck in the side of their mouth the entire shoot. Honestly, if you altered some of the music and changed a couple of lines this would be more like a parody than an attempt at a serious scare/horror flick.

The shark is barely on screen, the visual effects team must have been on a very tight budget. I say this as they remind me of the effects you may have seen in movies such as Sharknado...

Acting... I'm sure there is some in the film. After all, it is an hour and forty minutes long. So you'd think with all that time they'd find time to actually get some acting done. Wrong.

This does for the shark based horror films what Amber Heard did for DC.

Don't watch, don't even think you'll have a look out of interest. No point. You'd be better off running a bath and getting an inflatable shark off amazon.
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