April (Ginny Weirick), Courtney (Playboy model Trishelle Cannatella) and Monica (Maitland McConnell, Curse of Chucky) are the Ninja Cheerleaders and they must rescue their sensei Hiroshi (oh my, George Takei) from mafia boss Victor Lazzaro (Michael Paré) - who once owned the go-go club that Hiroshi bought in a tax auction - and his dark ninja girlfriend Kinji (Natasha Chang).
Directed and written by David Presley, this movie must have realized it had no nudity at the end of filming, as they put in these wipe sequences where people dance naked, including a ninja and a cheerleader. Because, one assumes, that's why most watched this.
I am on the ninja side of the Ninja Cheerleaders brand promise.
Monica's mom is Louise Stratten. Yes, the sister of Dorothy.
The only thing I liked about this was that the girl's got bios at the beginning that were well written and that when George Takei sword fights, it's sped up and lightning comes out of his sword. Well, the fights are surprisingly brutal, as well, which is not what I expected.
That said - it is beyond better than Cheerleader Ninjas, but you don't need a grappling hook and ninja claws to clear that measuring stick. In fact, you can literally step over it.
Directed and written by David Presley, this movie must have realized it had no nudity at the end of filming, as they put in these wipe sequences where people dance naked, including a ninja and a cheerleader. Because, one assumes, that's why most watched this.
I am on the ninja side of the Ninja Cheerleaders brand promise.
Monica's mom is Louise Stratten. Yes, the sister of Dorothy.
The only thing I liked about this was that the girl's got bios at the beginning that were well written and that when George Takei sword fights, it's sped up and lightning comes out of his sword. Well, the fights are surprisingly brutal, as well, which is not what I expected.
That said - it is beyond better than Cheerleader Ninjas, but you don't need a grappling hook and ninja claws to clear that measuring stick. In fact, you can literally step over it.