It's a try hard that fails miserably. It's starts and you hope it gets better. Then you talk to yourself off and on for the whole 90 minutes wondering if you should get up and leave. You don't. But you should. Then it eventually ends and your like, oh my God, thank you. You slap yourself silly for not leaving but at least you took a 15 minute bathroom break and don't have to go after the movie. Trust me when i say this horribly non informative review is ten times better than the thing you will Watch if you dare to put yourself in misery. Anyone who could possible rank it above a two at best watched it while popping pills.
Review of The Blackening
