2/10
Mia Mia Mia Mia
5 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
If you were to play a drinking game where everyone had to drink every time they heard Mia, the whole group would be in a coma 15 minutes into the film and fully dead by the halfway point.

As well, this is being advertised as the scariest film on Netflix, and is supposed to be more frightening than Hereditary.

I am here to tell you that it is not frightening whatsoever. While you obviously watch the film wondering if the child is possessed, or just took a bump on the head. It doesn't seem like it is frightening because the mom is annoying as all heck, and the kid is worse.

If she is supposed to be there as a fright-child, she failed. If I could have tossed her off the ledge, to follow her missing aunt, to her death. I would have gladly, just to close her gob.

Now that I think back to the start of the film, where Mia's step brother gave her a smack on the head. We would have all thought, at that time he was a spoiled little brat with no manners. But now, I think he was onto something.

It is not a horror film. It's a story solving a family's long hidden secrets. And in doing so, the next generation is sacrificed.
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