Longshot (2001)
1/10
I'd have loved to be able to give this 2 stars...
21 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
But after watching this movie for 46 minutes with my jaw dropped, utterly fascinated by how this could even be made, and with this Caliber of talent...is mind boggling.

She is NOT any official in ANY government.

The writers may have wanted to google "secretary of state" and might Have noticed that SOS tend to be very very very busy for one. She works very very very little. It's terribly curious. Maybe the writers didn't know what the Secretary of State does?? Maybe they thought she was actually a secretary?? I also suspect that she would be the youngest SOS in history and also The most beautiful politician ever. So miscast. Right now I'm watching a very very very long montage of the two of them just hangin out. No work. Getting ice cream, watching TV, walking the streets like tourists. SHE NEVER EVER WORKS!!!

And he....is a moron. Which is his thing as an actor. And he's good at it but in this case its absolutely stupid.

So we've got a gorgeous SOS who never works and a Stoner goofball helping her run for president????

My good this is DUMB!!!!

OMG they just got attacked in some city and it Is so preposterous as she has one security guy. Are they actually going to try and romantically Link them?!?!

That's just ridiculous.

I mean, in real life would they date...?maybe....?? On screen in these roles it's actually almost cringe worthy.

She's like hot for this guy. Why??

Can't wait to Molest him. Why???? He has done nothing to be enticing to a woman who would be an actual SOS.

I just watched their sex scene. I think I'm gonna be sick. That was so forced. Two actors trying to make it work and it DOES NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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