Unconventionally hunky leading man Hugo Stiglitz heads up the handsome cast of Cardona's conventional, yet enjoyably sexified Jaws rip-off that happily includes the vivacious strumpet Susan George! These salty seaside shenanigans vary not one briny fathom from the tried and tested trope of big angry white fish eating folk, but if I wanted variety, I woulda bought myself a family-sized box of assorted chocolates! The occasionally soggy bottomed plot is perkily remedied by a plenitude of tautly bikini-clad bots, and the love triangle of Garcia, Stiglitz & George do their very best to keep Cardona's lusty creature feature afloat! With one's critical faculties dulled by fortified libations, Tintorera remains a pleasingly saucy shark attack B-flick. Highlights include Stiglitz's manly short-shorts, Basil Poledouris's super slinky lounge-y score, Fiona Lewis's sparkling baby blues, a beach paradise locale, and the witlessly cornball-clotted text. Hey!!! A sublime sun-baked Ménage à Trois plus some grisly shark attacks, what more could a jaded 70s Creature feature freak ask for? I shall leave the final summation to rugged/smiley sex beast Miguel: 'in the meantime, let's dance!!!!' Amen, you swarthy, rabidly rutting man-biscuit!!!