He's tied to the bed; she's wearing a red negligee. It's their first time, but before they start, she has something she needs to tell him. A deep-voiced alien emerges from her closet, interrupting her confession. This is her secret. As she fights the visitor, the camera pans to the film crew, and we miss the rest of the action. The scene complete, the director is ecstatic, until the cameraman confesses he missed the shot. What about the camera that's still running? Did it capture on film the greatest short ever?