The Great Race (1965)

George Macready: General Kuhster

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Quotes 

• Professor Fate : Leslie escaped?

  General : With a small friar.

  Professor Fate : Leslie escaped with a chicken?

• Prince Hapnick : You! You're the cause of it all! It was your idea!

  General : No, no your highness... Baron von Schtupp...

  Prince Hapnik : I don't care, I don't care! You're banished. I'm getting a new tucker-inner! Banished, banished, banished!

• Fate : I won't do it!

  General : Then you leave us no alternative.

  [He draws a gun and points it at him] 

  Fate : I'll do it!

• General : When we get back to the palace, you must trim your mustache. You must look exactly like the prince. Can you laugh?

  Fate : What do you mean, can I laugh?

  General : Well, the prince has a very individual laugh.

  Fate : Like what?

  General : Uh... ah ha HA ha ha.

  [Fate tries to leave, but the General stops him and demonstrates again] 

  General : Ah ha HA ha ha.

  Fate : HA HA HA HA HA.

  General : No, that's too much bass. The prince is more of a soprano.

• Leslie : It's been my experience, General, that there is little advantage to winning if one wins too easily.

  Prince Hapnik : Rah! Oh oh, rah! Oh rah! Oh rah ah ah! What do you think of that, General?

  General : An admirable point of view, for anyone but a soldier. In my profession, to win is imperative. To win easily is a blessing.