Leonard Stone: Mr. Beauregarde
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Quotes
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Mr. Beauregarde : Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They're strictly for suckers.
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Willy Wonka : [making a mysterious formula] Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee : [as Mr. Wonka drinks the formula] That's 105%!
Mr. Beauregarde : Any good?
Willy Wonka : [smacks his lips, then speaks in falsetto] Yes.
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[Willy Wonka and the group are still on the boat and are at the hallway outside the inventing room]
Willy Wonka : We're there.
Mrs. Teevee : Where?
Willy Wonka : Here. A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. All ashore!
Mr. Beauregarde : Let me off this crate!
Mike Teevee : Now why don't they show stuff like that on T.V.?
Mrs. Teevee : I don't know.
Mr. Salt : What a nightmare.
Veruca Salt : Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.
[Charlie and Grandpa Joe look and read a sign at the door]
Charlie : Dairy cream...
Grandpa Joe : Whipped cream...
Charlie : Coffee cream...
Grandpa Joe : Vanilla cream...
Charlie , Grandpa Joe : Hair cream?
Willy Wonka : Meine Herrschaften, schenken Sie mir ihre aufmerksamkeit.
[Translation: My dominions, please give me your attention]
Mrs. Teevee : That's not French.
Willy Wonka : Sie kommen jetzt in den interessantesten und gleichzeitig geheimsten raum meiner fabrik.
[Translation: You have now come to the most interesting and, at the same time, the most secret room of my factory]
Mr. Salt : I can't take much more of this.
Willy Wonka : Meine Damen und Herren, der Inventing Room.
[Translation: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Inventing Room]
Willy Wonka : Now, remember: No messing about, no touching, no tasting, no telling.
Grandpa Joe : No telling what?
Willy Wonka : You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for just five minutes, so don't touch a thing!
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[Wonka walks down the hall which gets shorter as it goes on in the skewed perspective room]
Charlie : Hey, the room is getting smaller.
Mrs. Teevee : No, it's not. He's getting bigger!
Mr. Salt : He's at it again!
Mike Teevee : Where's the chocolate?
Mr. Beauregarde : I doubt if there is any.
Mr. Salt : I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
Willy Wonka : Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Mrs. Gloop : You're not squeezing me through that tiny door!
Mr. Salt : You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there!
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Mr. Beauregarde : [yelling] I'm getting even with you for this, Wonka, if it's the last thing I ever do!
[mutters in pity]
Mr. Beauregarde : I've got a blueberry for a daughter...
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Mr. Beauregarde : What business are you in, Salt?
Mr. Salt : Nuts.
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Mr. Beauregarde : Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
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Willy Wonka : I take very good care of my guests.
Mr. Beauregarde : Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid.
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Mr. Beauregarde : Violet, what are you doing now? You're blowing up!
Violet Beauregarde : I feel funny!
Grandpa Joe : I'm not surprised.
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Mr. Beauregarde : [looks shocked when Violet begins swelling] Violet, what are you doing now? You're blowing up!
Violet Beauregarde : I feel funny.
[her belt pops off her expanding abdomen]
Grandpa Joe : I'm not surprised.
Violet Beauregarde : [continues expanding] What's happening?
Mr. Beauregarde : You're blowing up like a balloon!
Willy Wonka : Like a blueberry.
Mr. Beauregarde : Somebody, do something. Call the doctor!
[Mike Teevee poking at Violet's expanding body]
Mrs. Teevee : Stick her with a pin.
Charlie : She'll pop!
Willy Wonka : It happens every time, they all become blueberries.
Mr. Beauregarde : You've really done it this time, haven't you, Wonka. I'll break you for this.
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[Willy Wonka plays a short tune on a pipe whistle]
Mr. Salt : Who said that?
Mr. Beauregarde : What the heck is that?
Grandpa Joe : He's got a whistle.
