The Ice Pirates (1984)

John Matuszak: Killjoy

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Quotes 

• Maida : It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.

  Killjoy : Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together.

• Killjoy : I was cuttin' 'em to pieces 10 minutes ago.

  [sighs then dies] 

• Killjoy : They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.

  Roscoe : Just in case of what?

  Killjoy : Just in case there really is a god.

• [watching an excerpt from Rollerball on TV] 

  Nanny : That's barbaric!

  Killjoy : Oh, yeah!