Hayden, Luther, and Dauber are excited to kickoff the season now that they have a chance to be a national contender, but their excitement is short lived with a freak injury to their new star quarterback moments before kickoff.
Coach attends a support group to help him deal with the break up with Christine, but discovers that one of the fellow group members actually has a date with her.
Hayden and the gang take Howard Burleigh to Las Vegas where they (along with Howard) discover Howard's wild side who appears to have run off with a showgirl.
Feeling threatened that Christine makes more money than he does, Hayden decides to moonlight by advertising for an athletic supporter company- but ends up mooning the entire state of Minnesota.