Who's a better rider, a better cook, better at catching fish -- Ted and Danny or Melody and Bradley? They agree to disagree in a comical "Battle of the Sexes".
Buddy Ernst finally finds something to like at the ranch, a yellow-maned pony named Goldilocks. When Buddy learns that his father plans to sell the horse, he and Goldilocks head out into the heat of the desert.
Sixteen year old Melody's fondest wish comes true when a "college man" asks her out on a date. Will she use Ted's ridiculous date-coaching to help her through this momentous evening?
Danny does some soul-searching when the ranch's well runs dry and he must decide whether to help his friends or remain true to his Native American heritage.
A generous guest leaves a generous tip $100. The only problem is no one knows which "two helpful staff members" it's for. Lucy declares a contest to decide who's the most worthy.
Melody's swimming ability is called Olympic quality by a visiting coach. Mr. Ernst and the staff heap pressure on Melody to win and be their "Little Champion".
Never a dull moment at the Bar None: Danny challenges Ted to go a week without using anything the Indians gave the white man - taco chips, barbecued ribs, soda pop, even the cotton his jeans are made of!