The Witches (1990)

Bill Paterson: Mr. Jenkins

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Quotes 

• Mr. Jenkins : Thought I'd like to say hello to a fellow philanthropist.

  Miss Ernst : You collect stamps?

  Mr. Jenkins : Charitees. This RSPCC.

  Miss Ernst : What is this RSP...?

  Miss Irvine : [whispers]  Cruelty to Children!

  Miss Ernst : Oh, of course, you give money for the little...

  [gags] 

  Miss Ernst : children. And... we of course... we also give money for the little...

  [Irvine holds out a basin for he. Jenkins throws some change into it] 

• Miss Ernst : What are you doing here?

  Miss Irvine : The banquet, Miss Ernst.

  Miss Ernst : No, no, no, no! You must go to your room and prepare for...

  Mr. Jenkins : Hello!

  Miss Ernst : ...tomorrow's flight. Yes.

  [Waves to Mr. Jenkins] 

  Miss Ernst : Have a good flight.

  Miss Irvine : But, it's our banquet!

  Miss Ernst : You are not here to enjoy yourself, you are here as my staff! Go to your room, NOW.

  [to the Witches at the table] 

  Miss Ernst : Ladies...

  Miss Irvine : [long pause after Eva Ernst walks off]  I quit.

• [Helga stops Mr. Jenkins for eating the soup] 

  Helga : Don't touch it!

  Mr. Jenkins : I told you she was a loony. She's an absolute nutter!

  [She tooks the plate the spills the soup] 

  Mr. Jenkins : Look at my bloody soup! All that stuff about Bruno!

  Helga : Bruno has been turned into...

  Mr. Jenkins : He has NOT been turned into a...

  [notices that Bruno is a mouse] 

  Bruno Jenkins : Yes, I have! Hello, dad!

  [Mrs. Jenkins notices that her son is a mouse, screaming and faints]