Grumpy Old Men (1993)

Ossie Davis: Chuck

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• John Gustafson : I hit the cans again!

  Chuck : I heard. How is the Grinch today?

  John Gustafson : Ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out.

• Chuck : That's not just a woman living across your street, she's an angel.

• Chuck : It was an awakening. Ariel reminded me that I was alive, that I was a man full of energy, love, and passion. It was like being young again.

• Chuck : Can I get something for ya?

  John Gustafson : Yeah. I need a six-pack of Schmidt and I'm out of bait.

  Chuck : Shiners or wax worms?

  John Gustafson : Oh, Hell, I can't afford those damn shiners, give me wax worms.

  Chuck : The wax worms are 75 cents.

  John Gustafson : 75 cents? Crime in Italy. Chuck, we're talking about worms not caviar.

  Chuck : You go through that *every* time. Now, where you think you're going to get worms this time of year? It's supply and demand.

  John Gustafson : You could retire in Florida just from selling me worms.