Grumpy Old Men (1993)

Buck Henry: Snyder

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• Max Goldman : [Knows that John is hiding and listening, but can't give himself away]  You mean the low-life, ass-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson?

  Snyder : Have you seen him?

  Max Goldman : The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication.

  Snyder : Medication?

  Max Goldman : Yes, without it he could be anywhere. Wandering around talking to the trees. I'm telling you the man's a menace, he's always drinking, starting fights.

• [first lines] 

  Snyder : Mr. Gustafson! I have to talk to you! Mr. Gustafson, will you answer the door, please? I know you're in there! It's no use pretending this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson! I can't keep coming... back here every couple of days! You have to talk to me! Mr. Gustafson, I'm just trying to help you! Come on and open the door! I'll just keep knocking! I'll come back, so you might as well answer the door! I know you're in there! Think of the neighbors, Mr. Gustafson! There's a letter for you, Mr. Gustafson! I suggest you read it!