Top-rated
Sat, Nov 20, 1999
Show Open: Lida & Melina - Melina (Debra Wilson) & Lida (Nicole Sullivan) disrupt the live audience taping as they fawn over Michael McDonald on stage
G Thang - a gay rapper comes out a talk show and performs a song with go-go boys
Thanksgiving and the Heater's Broke - a dad (Michael McDonald) and mom (Mo Collins) embarrass their daughter and her best friend at Thanksgiving dinner as they parade around in their underwear
Dolemite vs. Blackbelt Jones - 1970's movie star Dolemite is back!
You are the One that I Love - EEE Entertainment's "Behind the Song" follows the singing duo's saga as they decide to go solo
Antonia Pottery - Antonia (Nicole Sullivan) refuses to make a standard flower vase at her pottery class
Will & Alex: Bond Premiere - Will Sasso and Alex Borstein position themselves on the red carpet at the world premiere of the movie, "The World Is Not Enough (1999)"
Encore: Bris-O-Tine (originally aired in episode #412) - infomercial for a home circumcision kit that doubles as a mandoline (vegetable slicer)
Show Close: Goodnight Mom - Nicole Sullivan leads the cast in bidding goodnight to their mothers
G Thang - a gay rapper comes out a talk show and performs a song with go-go boys
Thanksgiving and the Heater's Broke - a dad (Michael McDonald) and mom (Mo Collins) embarrass their daughter and her best friend at Thanksgiving dinner as they parade around in their underwear
Dolemite vs. Blackbelt Jones - 1970's movie star Dolemite is back!
You are the One that I Love - EEE Entertainment's "Behind the Song" follows the singing duo's saga as they decide to go solo
Antonia Pottery - Antonia (Nicole Sullivan) refuses to make a standard flower vase at her pottery class
Will & Alex: Bond Premiere - Will Sasso and Alex Borstein position themselves on the red carpet at the world premiere of the movie, "The World Is Not Enough (1999)"
Encore: Bris-O-Tine (originally aired in episode #412) - infomercial for a home circumcision kit that doubles as a mandoline (vegetable slicer)
Show Close: Goodnight Mom - Nicole Sullivan leads the cast in bidding goodnight to their mothers
Sat, Feb 5, 2000
Show Open: Lorraine
Being James Brown
Lida & Melina Wedding - Lida dreams that, on her wedding day, a skank steals the groom away from her, which turns out to be a dream that Nicole Sullivan, who plays Lida, has that she has been doing this series of sketches with Debra Wilson...or is it?
Sniggers #1 - commercial to chew on a Sniggers when a white cop (Will Sasso) pulls over a black man (Aries Spears) driving a fancy car
Sniggers #2
Swan Homecoming - On Part 3 of the Homecoming of Ms. Bunny Swan (Alex Borstein), she meets her despised father (Mark Hamill) at the airport, and battles with him in an homage to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) and The Matrix (1999).
Sniggers #3 - commercial to chew on a Sniggers when a black man (Aries Spears) stumbles upon a KKK barbecue
Bunifa's Driving Test - Bunifa (Debra Wilson) succumbs to road rage while taking her driver's test (conducted by Michael McDonald) at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
Third Eye Blind Performance - live performance by Third Eye Blind
Funky Walker-Carmen Electra - On the occasion of National Funk Awareness Week, Funky Walker (Phil LaMarr) introduces Carmen Electra, spokesperson for the "re-funktification" of America.
Will's Little Sister Video - Will's (Will Sasso) little sister (Alex Borstein) wreaks havoc when he tries to record a video of himself for his girlfriend.
Show Close: Mo - Mo Collins says farewell on behalf of the players.
Being James Brown
Lida & Melina Wedding - Lida dreams that, on her wedding day, a skank steals the groom away from her, which turns out to be a dream that Nicole Sullivan, who plays Lida, has that she has been doing this series of sketches with Debra Wilson...or is it?
Sniggers #1 - commercial to chew on a Sniggers when a white cop (Will Sasso) pulls over a black man (Aries Spears) driving a fancy car
Sniggers #2
Swan Homecoming - On Part 3 of the Homecoming of Ms. Bunny Swan (Alex Borstein), she meets her despised father (Mark Hamill) at the airport, and battles with him in an homage to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) and The Matrix (1999).
Sniggers #3 - commercial to chew on a Sniggers when a black man (Aries Spears) stumbles upon a KKK barbecue
Bunifa's Driving Test - Bunifa (Debra Wilson) succumbs to road rage while taking her driver's test (conducted by Michael McDonald) at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
Third Eye Blind Performance - live performance by Third Eye Blind
Funky Walker-Carmen Electra - On the occasion of National Funk Awareness Week, Funky Walker (Phil LaMarr) introduces Carmen Electra, spokesperson for the "re-funktification" of America.
Will's Little Sister Video - Will's (Will Sasso) little sister (Alex Borstein) wreaks havoc when he tries to record a video of himself for his girlfriend.
Show Close: Mo - Mo Collins says farewell on behalf of the players.
Top-rated
Sat, Feb 12, 2000
Show Open: Regis Runner #1 - Executive producer Andy Kessler (Pat Kilbane), sycophantic and creepily monotonic, greets Regis Philbin in the dressing room, whose door plays the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (1999) theme every time it's opened.
Reality Check III - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Regis Runner #2 - Writer Dixon (Will Sasso) gets upset that Regis rejects all his sketch ideas as they are all take-offs of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire".
Reading Caboose II (David James Elliott) - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Regis Runner #3 - Regis complains to producer Andy about writer Dixon not honoring his request to avoid "Millionaire" sketches, to which Andy unemotionally replies, "You don't know how angry I am right now."
Who Wants to be the President? - Regis ends up anyway in a sketch where he plays the host of a game show called "Who Wants to be the President?", where the incompetent contestants are Al Gore (Pat Kilbane), Alan Keyes (Aries Spears) and Jesse Ventura (Will Sasso)
Regis Runner #4 - Not knowing that Regis already did one, producer Andy gets back to Regis to let him know that he won't be made to do a "Millionaire" sketch.
Stuart at the Pet Shop - Stuart (Michael McDonald) goes to the pet store, where he freaks out over a bird, eats dog food, and drives away a customer who was going to buy a feeder rat for his boa constrictor.
Mannequin Manslaughter - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Q-Tip Performance - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
The Kiss - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Reality Check III - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Regis Runner #2 - Writer Dixon (Will Sasso) gets upset that Regis rejects all his sketch ideas as they are all take-offs of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire".
Reading Caboose II (David James Elliott) - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Regis Runner #3 - Regis complains to producer Andy about writer Dixon not honoring his request to avoid "Millionaire" sketches, to which Andy unemotionally replies, "You don't know how angry I am right now."
Who Wants to be the President? - Regis ends up anyway in a sketch where he plays the host of a game show called "Who Wants to be the President?", where the incompetent contestants are Al Gore (Pat Kilbane), Alan Keyes (Aries Spears) and Jesse Ventura (Will Sasso)
Regis Runner #4 - Not knowing that Regis already did one, producer Andy gets back to Regis to let him know that he won't be made to do a "Millionaire" sketch.
Stuart at the Pet Shop - Stuart (Michael McDonald) goes to the pet store, where he freaks out over a bird, eats dog food, and drives away a customer who was going to buy a feeder rat for his boa constrictor.
Mannequin Manslaughter - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Q-Tip Performance - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
The Kiss - not included in the half-hour version of this episode