Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy Farms in China; Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to move away from South Park and scores a hit, but China interferes.
The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet. Cartman is pretty sure the new food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack.
It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum.
Scott Malkinson's future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest streaming platform, but Scott's dad refuses to move beyond basic cable.
It's a bleak Christmas season in South Park this year and it's all Santa's fault: he is single-handedly stealing the joy from the holiday. The town just wants their Christmas spirit back, but that will take a Christmas miracle.